Anal.

youthopian:

Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs

(Source: goldcraze)

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

neopiacentral:

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

bigstupidbaby:

“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting

queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

nayx:

do you ever [stuff that people probably do a lot]

Are we all gonna ignore the fact that the second lesbian just disaparated into a fucking cluster of bugs?